ELEMENT OF SURPRISE
Mrs. Zenpundit caught me off guard the other day with the present of a brand new Honda Element
, which she intended to replace my ancient and definitely child-unfriendly Mustang GT. I was more or less dumbfounded, being apparently unable to mentally process what had happened until she shook me by the shoulders and slowly enunciated " This..is....your...car....I bought it...for you ! ".
" Where's my mustang ?? " I stammered.
"It's gone...you will never see it..again "
By the way, the Element handles well ;o)